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Re: whenever the fuck badou's birthday is [voice]

[badbreak]

What.

[voice]

[temperm]

[See Gau's the type of person who plans and maps out things before they happen, even if he speaks very quickly back to being spoken to

So he sort of expected Badou to not pick up the phone

And when he does it's actually a bit surprising]

Er-

[voice]

[temperm]

Today is your birthday, isn't it?

[Get straight to the point yes that'll do well]

Re: [voice]

[badbreak]

[whatever he was expecting, it wasn't that]

[what the fuck]

[whose knees does he have to break]

-- No! What? No.

[voice]

[temperm]

It isn't?

[If there was one thing Gau hated, it was getting his facts wrong.]

I don't think Carol-san would lie to me! [Aaaand there's your answer.]

Re: [voice]

[badbreak]

That fuckin' asshole --

[voice]

[temperm]

How rude! I was going to tell you "Happy Birthday", but clearly you don't want something like that!

Re: [voice]

[badbreak]

What the hell's happy about it in this place, huhn?! Fuckit!

Re: [voice]

[temperm]

You're not happy it's your birthday?

[is this kid just defiant towards everything or]

Re: [voice]

[badbreak]

M'stuck in this bright-ass hellhole with'a buncha fucktards I don't give a shit about, an' it wasn't no good goddamn year in the first place! What're you, stupid?

[voice]

[temperm]

That's no reason to be so negative- I was trying to be polite! I forgot that was a foreign concept to you! I guess you don't want this either!

Re: [voice]

[badbreak]

Want what?

[voice]

[temperm]

Even for you, it would be impolite to be empty-handed for a birthday!

Re: [voice]

[badbreak]

It ain't the first time. Don't we got bigger shit ta worry about?

[voice]

[temperm]

Well, yes, but that doesn't mean common courtesy should be ignored!

So you don't want this?

Re: [voice]

[badbreak]

Want what?

[voice]

[temperm]

Birthday presents are supposed to be a surprise, you know!

Re: [voice]

[badbreak]

Well then why the fuck did ya tell me about it, you retard!

Re: [voice]

[badbreak]

[wait]

Re: [voice]

[badbreak]

-- Ya got me a birthday present?

Re: [voice]

[badbreak]

[god that sounded]

[so kiddish]

[he flushes on the other side of the phone, barking quickly after that unguarded question]

Wh-what the fuck!

[voice]

[temperm]

[Don't think he doesn't know a sputter when he hears one. He's the master, bro.]

I didn't tell you what it was! It shouldn't be a surprise that you're getting one, even if you don't deserve one!

Re: [voice]

[badbreak]

Well it is a fuckin' surprise! -- N-not that I care!

[this is going poorly; he wishes this phone had a cord, so he could strangle himself with it]

Re: [voice]

[temperm]

You should care! This took effort!

[HMPH.]

Have you ever had a normal birthday before, Badou-san?

Re: [voice]

[badbreak]

[and those feelings of happy-shocked surprise u-turn in his stomach again; he's not gonna make it through this weekend without thinking about it, it's fucking impossible. these assholes keep finding out and dragging it back to the front of his mind; how weird it is, without him to celebrate with (he's only ever had one person to celebrate with -- was it even a birthday without that person? did it matter, turning older, if no one you cared about was around to see it?)]

[the pause is long, way too long, and eventually all that gets out is a rather strangled grunt, followed by]

L-like you're normal? Gimme a break.

[but it doesn't have half the bite it should; it's almost shaky (pleasepleasedon't)]