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badou ♈ nails ✘✘ ([personal profile] badbreak) wrote2031-05-21 04:48 pm

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[ speed dial ]
sakamoto
thorfinn
gau
heine

[ TEXT | CALL | MAILBOX | ACTION ]
whizbangs: (o~~i)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[the morning after THAT PHONE CALL]

Landlord gave me my cat from home
Her name's Chewie and she's killed before so watch yourself
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whizbangs: (yeah that's what i thought)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh also did sakamoto get you drunk
whizbangs: (may i continue)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Because he drunk-dialed me last night
And implied that he did
whizbangs: (negotiating with terrorist neighbours)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
1) legally no you can't because you're 14
And 2) that was MY money he blew on booze so I am going to kill him, say your goodbyes
whizbangs: (yeah that's what i thought)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ajsdksjldk]

Cop, here
COP
It matters
Not just because of the law either
whizbangs: (don't you lady me son)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you sass me boy
This is serious talk
whizbangs: (hbic)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Don't do it again
I'm not having that ass turn you into a boozer
I've been there and it's not pretty

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whizbangs: (you won a cash register receipt)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly like chewbacca
Learn to tolerate them ok
whizbangs: (what have i got to lose)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
They are not, all they do is clean themselves and sleep
YOU're gross
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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Chewie is fixed and litter trained
And only yowls if you try and start something
Or if you take her to the vet
Actually now that I think about it you two should get along great
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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
They don't need to bite people, they've got claws
And like I said
She's got a record
Do yourself a favor stay on her good side
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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
And she's ginger
You're practically twins

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