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badou ♈ nails ✘✘ ([personal profile] badbreak) wrote2031-05-21 04:48 pm

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Not actually a crime but nice try
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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
The law was not made to protect cat-haters sorry
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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
She'll pee on the kitty litter doofus
Which reminds me I need to buy some
I need to buy a lot of stuff
But do I trust you alone with the cat while I do, that is the question
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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
You do anything to my cat and I'll run you over too ok
It can be a family tradition
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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah but you'll still be run over won't you
So.
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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
So leave the damn cat alone, junior
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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
I never know why you do anything, let's be honest
And don't call my cat a fucker, you shit
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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
I never said fucker
I love my homicidal cat
My homicidal cat is great
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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-04 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
No.