[he accidentally knocks over another box reaching for the pork dumplings container, eye flickering to Carol to see if she noticed -- nope, we're good, seemingly -- and then dumps some sauce all over them, digging in with his fingers]
[she may not be watching, but she hears the soft thunk, and as she cycles through the weapons to get to the coveted ax she tells him offhandedly--]
Pick that up, you slob. Bad at video games and bad at life.
[onscreen, zombie bits and a frankly embarrassing amount of blood fly everywhere as carol cleaves herself a path to the hospital doors and slips inside.]
action
You're gonna die before ya get to the third floor.
[chompchompchomp]
Flamethrowers are cool but they ain't shit compared to a ax. No fuel or reloads. I can only do the first couple levels with the ax, though.
Re: action
[this time she actually makes a note of how many shots before reload, skipping back to a safe distance just before she hits it.]
Where's the ax, how d'you switch weapons?
[looks distractedly down at the controller buttons this is a good way to get eaten]
Re: action
[he accidentally knocks over another box reaching for the pork dumplings container, eye flickering to Carol to see if she noticed -- nope, we're good, seemingly -- and then dumps some sauce all over them, digging in with his fingers]
Y'gotta time your swings at the right distance.
Re: action
Pick that up, you slob. Bad at video games and bad at life.
[onscreen, zombie bits and a frankly embarrassing amount of blood fly everywhere as carol cleaves herself a path to the hospital doors and slips inside.]