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badou ♈ nails ✘✘ ([personal profile] badbreak) wrote2031-05-21 04:48 pm

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whizbangs: (you don't have spidey sense)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-17 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a booty call it's dinner
You weirdo
And you live in the same house why can't you
whizbangs: (we don't have security cameras)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-17 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
With a friend! A FRIEND
She doesn't have to be your problem, just
Make sure she hasn't fallen over and broken her head or anything
Jeez
whizbangs: (gathered here today to bring you pants)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-17 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
That's you you're thinking of
I have plenty of friends
I'll give you 20 an hour if you do the job properly
whizbangs: (3000% done)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-17 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Sakamoto
That should be the biggest indicator that NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN
30 take it or leave it
whizbangs: (kinda yeah)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-17 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
I don't drink
Fine but I swear to god I had better not come home to a disaster area
whizbangs: (if it flies i can fly it)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-17 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
What NO
I LITERALLY JUST SAID
FRIEND DINNER
WITH FRIENDS
For god's sake
whizbangs: (u buttface)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-17 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't say ALL NIGHT
I said I'd be home LATE
whizbangs: (no but it will be)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-17 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Because I want to make sure she goes to sleep at a decent hour??
Maybe????
There isn't gonna be any walk of shame
We are gonna eat food and talk and be sociable
I know you're not familiar but sometimes that can take a few hours
whizbangs: (yeah but you're a jackass)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-17 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[asjkdjsljKSdljakd]

I'm serious
There is NOTHING GOING ON
You can ask him yourself if you don't believe me
whizbangs: (can we get a translator)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-17 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Wait
Ignore that
Don't ask him
You know what he's like
whizbangs: (may i continue)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-17 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna take you out back and shoot you
Like a lame horse
whizbangs: (meet me on the roof)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-17 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
I'M IGNORING YOU NOW
whizbangs: (don't you lady me son)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-17 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
I never said anything about up front
Don't even try

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