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[badbreak]

Like, one'a your jobs?

[he's thought about it before. never said anything to anyone, of course, because they weren't that poor, they weren't that desperate (Badou knows he has had it shitty, but he also knows other people have had it much, much shittier)]

...Uh, um, no.

[shoubai]

... Eh? My jobs?

[ How did the kid know about his enterprise? Huh. Would the surprises never cease. ]

I had something else in mind, but sure, I suppose!

[badbreak]

Somethin' else is good. I'd do somethin' else.

[plop his sloppy joe is also done]

[and he just starts eating it standing there like a dumb animal because lol table etiquette]

[homfhomfHOMFHOMFHOMF]

[shoubai]

If you have no problems with waiting, I can arrange something.

[ as good an incentive to get to work as any, right

He just watches Badou eat for a moment, awe-struck and dubious and a little grossed out before he just. Shrugs.

And follows suit.












Holy crap ]

[badbreak]

[!!!]

[holy crap is right]

Yuggud gedme a'jav?

[I do not need to chew my food]

[shoubai]

[ real men don't need to chew their food ]

Huv'corf, wh'th'huckgh hwoo'n'd I?

[ oh my shit this is delicious ]

[badbreak]

[GULP]

Doin' what?

[and you doubted me, you doubted my excessive quantities of beef]

[shoubai]

[ gulp-COUGHhack-gulp, thump chest frantically ]

S-s-shopkeeping.

[ never again, never again doubt ]

[badbreak]

[does not help resuscitate]

That sounds easy. You gotta shop around here? D'ya know the Landlord?

[shoubai]

[ u shitlord

coughs at a bit ]

Not yet.

[ yet ]

[badbreak]

[he likes the sounds of that]

[eats more of his sloppy joe, dripping it unconcernedly on his arm gauze]

N'kay. I'worfurro.

[shoubai]

[ it's amazing badou makes it to adulthood without an accompanying shell of accumulated food and life-stains clinging like barnacles ]

Excellent news! I christen you the new, future junior partner of the Kiheitai.

[ pleased chewing: commence ]

[badbreak]

[it would have probably served him well, honestly]

[he flushes a bit stupidly under the exuberance, frowning irritably]

Wh-whatever, if I still feel like doin' it by then! -- An' you ain't drivin' me there, I'll walk for hours if I hafta!

[what the hell is a Kiheitai]

[shoubai]

[ it's a space robot ]

We can always have your father drive you over.

[ casually and oh so smoothly ]

[badbreak]

He ain't my dad.

[butter would combust in zero degree temperatures]

[shoubai]

We can always have your mayo drive you over.

[badbreak]

That's worse. I don't wanna talk about that guy.

[shoubai]

Do you know how to ride a bike? Roller-blades? Ahh, I suppose it won't matter in the end, would it?

[badbreak]

What kinda dork uses roller blades anymore...

[wait]

What'dya mean it wouldn't matter?

[shoubai]

As long as you get from Point A to Point B sometime within the day, right?

[ what low expectations... ]

[badbreak]

...

[this could end up being a really good boss to have wow]

[don't say anything shitheaded]

Yah.

[HE DID IT HOLY SHIT]

[shoubai]

[ GOLD STAR U LITTLE ASSBUTT ]

You'll be a great working man yet!

[badbreak]

I worked before, shut up.