Hey kid, I've asked Keith Goodman to find you a doctor. Since I really can't do anything about it from jail -- but he's a good man, and I trust his judgement. He looks and acts like an hyperactive, dumb golden retriever. You know the ones.
Tell him that if he tries anything funny he's answering to me.
Give me a break who wants to be a shitty kid's dad? Are you sure you don't want me to be? You sound like you really want it. Godammnit, why am I always stuck with the strange ones.
Oi! Do what you want. But we can both agree that getting your eye checked is important.
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Tell him that if he tries anything funny he's answering to me.
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im not playing fetch with some idiot
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You ask him what's the catch, and if you're happy with the terms, say please and thank you.
[doubts it'll happen]
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go drink that yakuza shitheads toilet water
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how long are you in there n e way
its really stupid to get caught
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End of the week.
Oi, you'll behave, yeah? The doctor and Keith are there to help. Don't go kicking them for nothing.
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im not stupid
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I'll check on you after the doctor visits. And follow their instructions for afterwards.
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stop telling me what to do !
do you really think youre my dad or something ?
you need help
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Are you sure you don't want me to be? You sound like you really want it.
Godammnit, why am I always stuck with the strange ones.
Oi! Do what you want. But we can both agree that getting your eye checked is important.
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its so lame and it pisses me off
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But to each their own. I won't bother you if you don't want me to.
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[and the next message comes after a long, long pause; Hijikata might have already placed his phone down]
[(it's just nerve damage)]
are they gonna take it out
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Likely. Scared?
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no
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Let me know how it goes. If you want.
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