[his writing skills aren't actually that great, D+ and C- work at best, but he knows how, thanks]
[meat's done woohoo get the fuck out of my face]
[he pulls the pan off the active burner, going to the cabinet to pull out some bread, and then the drawer for a spoon, proceeding to scoop the meat on top of the squares]
[no plates fuck plates bread is edible plates]
[he hands the first (very) sloppy joe to Sakamoto, flushing a little]
I -- I dunno, I ain't handled a customer before. It probably ain't hard. It looks stupid.
[oh no why didn't you clear this up earlier oiii you criminal]
[he's thought about it before. never said anything to anyone, of course, because they weren't that poor, they weren't that desperate (Badou knows he has had it shitty, but he also knows other people have had it much, much shittier)]
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[his writing skills aren't actually that great, D+ and C- work at best, but he knows how, thanks]
[meat's done woohoo get the fuck out of my face]
[he pulls the pan off the active burner, going to the cabinet to pull out some bread, and then the drawer for a spoon, proceeding to scoop the meat on top of the squares]
[no plates fuck plates bread is edible plates]
[he hands the first (very) sloppy joe to Sakamoto, flushing a little]
I -- I dunno, I ain't handled a customer before. It probably ain't hard. It looks stupid.
[oh no why didn't you clear this up earlier oiii you criminal]
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he shall name this child Joe ]
I wouldn't call it 'stupid', really. More like grating, perhaps!
[ ...? ]
IF you were offered a brilliant job, would you take it?
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[he's thought about it before. never said anything to anyone, of course, because they weren't that poor, they weren't that desperate (Badou knows he has had it shitty, but he also knows other people have had it much, much shittier)]
...Uh, um, no.
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[ How did the kid know about his enterprise? Huh. Would the surprises never cease. ]
I had something else in mind, but sure, I suppose!
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[plop his sloppy joe is also done]
[and he just starts eating it standing there like a dumb animal because lol table etiquette]
[homfhomfHOMFHOMFHOMF]
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[ as good an incentive to get to work as any, right
He just watches Badou eat for a moment, awe-struck and dubious and a little grossed out before he just. Shrugs.
And follows suit.
Holy crap ]
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[holy crap is right]
Yuggud gedme a'jav?
[I do not need to chew my food]
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Huv'corf, wh'th'huckgh hwoo'n'd I?
[ oh my shit this is delicious ]
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Doin' what?
[and you doubted me, you doubted my excessive quantities of beef]
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S-s-shopkeeping.
[ never again, never again doubt ]
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That sounds easy. You gotta shop around here? D'ya know the Landlord?
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coughs at a bit ]
Not yet.
[ yet ]
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[eats more of his sloppy joe, dripping it unconcernedly on his arm gauze]
N'kay. I'worfurro.
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Excellent news! I christen you the new, future junior partner of the Kiheitai.
[ pleased chewing: commence ]
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[he flushes a bit stupidly under the exuberance, frowning irritably]
Wh-whatever, if I still feel like doin' it by then! -- An' you ain't drivin' me there, I'll walk for hours if I hafta!
[what the hell is a Kiheitai]
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We can always have your father drive you over.
[ casually and oh so smoothly ]
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[butter would combust in zero degree temperatures]
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[wait]
What'dya mean it wouldn't matter?
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[ what low expectations... ]
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[this could end up being a really good boss to have wow]
[don't say anything shitheaded]
Yah.
[HE DID IT HOLY SHIT]
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You'll be a great working man yet!
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