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[badbreak]

❝...................is it -- ❞

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call

[shoubai]

Yes, I have a specimen to report for immediate pick-up, sir. Red in colour, about yay-high and cycloptic.

Re: call

[badbreak]

Are you talking about a child's pubic hair? Go to jail and fucking rot, pedophile.

call

[shoubai]

Ahh, sorry, sorry. My type is Buxom and Beautiful, not Broomstick.

Re: call

[badbreak]

[CALL DISCONNECTED]

call

[shoubai]

[ RING

R I N G ]

Re: call

[badbreak]

[holy shit this guy is persistent]

[lets it ring]

[but it just keeps ringing]

[and ringing]

[and ringing]

Re: call

[badbreak]

[UNTIL HE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE UGH]

[picks it up, flopping on his stomach on the floor]

Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice system which has been programmed to

Re: call

[badbreak]

TELL YOU TO FUCK OOOOOFF!!!!

Re: call

[shoubai]

Baaaadoooouuuuu-kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.

Re: call

[badbreak]

You sound like a creepy sex offender.

Re: call

[shoubai]

Even for a teenager, you're awfully fixated on sex-related topics. Curiosity? Are you that curious? Did you break past the parental locks on the TV? Aa?

Re: call

[badbreak]

I'm not curious about shit! I know plenty about that stuff! I don't care!

[what the hell is a parental lock???????]

Re: call

[shoubai]

Do you?

[ is that a challenge

no

nooo

avert thine eyes badou ]

Re: call

[badbreak]

Do I what?!

Re: call

[shoubai]

Know what there is to know in the world?

Re: call

[badbreak]

What the hell kinda question is that? Are you tryin' to be deep?

Re: call

[shoubai]

I'm trying to distract you from the matter at hand, a feat which I think I excelled very well in up until now.

You haven't hung up yet.

Re: call

[badbreak]

[CALL DISCONNECTED]

call

[shoubai]

[ THIS IS THE CALL THAT NEVER ENDS

RING RING

YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS

RING ]

Re: call

[badbreak]

[leaves the phone upstairs]

[walks downstairs]

[makes a sandwich]

[ooh, fresh mustard, omg]

[eats the sandwich]

[digs around for some capri sun]

[shit no capri sun]

[oh but there's more soda]

[glugluglug]

[checks what's on tv]

[nothing]

[can't focus anyway]

[looks outside]

[nope still too bright out, gonna wait a while]

[walks to bathroom]

[takes a piss]

[flush]

[eventually wanders back upstairs]

Re: call

[badbreak]

[IT'S STILL RINGING????]

Re: call

[badbreak]

[picks


up]

D'you know about the world an' girls an' stuff? Maybe you oughta get a girlfriend.

Re: call

[shoubai]

I have a wife and a future wife already.

[ like a man staring into the gaping black hole of his future





but really, he'd just gotten out of the shower ]

Re: call

[badbreak]

In your dreams.

Re: call

[shoubai]

I'd call them nightmares where the former is concerned.