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Because you shouldn't be telling LILY
Of all people
That kind of thing
Idiot

why not

Do you really want to have to answer sex questions
For your fake sister
Because this is the hole you may have dug for yourself
Only time will tell

its just sex itd take like 10 mins 2 explain tops dont be such a kid

I'm the kid?
You're the one who keeps getting his teenage hormones
All over every conversation

ur the 1 who thinks talking about sex means ur horny wont shut up about girls i talk 2 sometimes n who wont even admit she wants 2 get laid

Ugh
It's just not the be-all and end-all of everything
Like you seem to think it is
Two adults talking to each other =/= two adults having sex
Sorry to flip your worldview on its ass

yeah right adults r always screwing around even if they r important or married esp if they r imprtant or married

I'm not saying it doesn't happen
But it's not all we do
There are a lot more important things to worry about

no shit

So y'know!
It'd be nice if you didn't automatically assume
That I'm sleeping with every person I know
Because it's starting to weird me out

dont assume my TEENAGE HORMONES r getting all over or anywhere

Fine
The idea of you with teenage hormones is horrifying anyway

like i wanna be a slavering idiot

Too late

wow have fun explaining the birds n the dicks 2 lily im gonna go mention ur pregnant

I'm gonna put you in a basket and send you down the river
Like moses
Make room for the new baby

later gonna go lead a nation n make good delis

You won't even need to learn how to swim anymore
You can just part the sea

yahtzee !

wait that aint right

i aint jewish i aint nothing

Yahtzee?
Seriously
SERIOUSLY

i dunno ! aint like i read the bible

I'm pretty sure yahtzee
Isn't even remotely a yiddish word
You would make a terrible jew
I can't stop laughing oh my godf

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