Like fifty percent of that was gibberish to me, just let me know if I'm going the wrong way.

[and with the boundless enthusiasm of the inexperienced gamer, she arrives (at a noisy sprint) at the source of the undead groans -- and, yes, the building clearly marked "hospital" -- and starts blasting zombies in the face.

until they start to swarm in on her, and her character has to stop and auto-reload, and he's not going fast enough. her food is totally forgotten as she backs him frantically away, leaning forward in her seat.]

Fuck! Reload faster you little bastard!

[BLAM! finally. wow this is escalating. she is getting really intense about this. uh.]