badbreak: (in the nosebleed seats.)
badou ♈ nails ✘✘ ([personal profile] badbreak) wrote2031-05-21 04:48 pm

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[ TEXT | CALL | MAILBOX | ACTION ]
slushfund: dead lungs command it (Default)

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[personal profile] slushfund 2013-07-13 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I HAVE A MISSION FOR YOU, JR.
NAME YOUR PRICE.
healinguilt: (Who think they)

[personal profile] healinguilt 2013-07-14 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ To the kid: ] Maybe not, but you're only making it harder on yourself.

[ She takes his threat as a bluff anyway, keeping her hand there to hold him securely. ]
slushfund: dead lungs command it (another grain of indigent salt)

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[personal profile] slushfund 2013-07-14 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
We're getting Danvers to join my American football team.
You've been conscripted.

All you have to do is allude to her gaining weight.
Fit as a fucking fiddle and then some, that one, but if enough people hint at it...

She'll be dying for some physical activity kekeke!
shoubai: (009)

[personal profile] shoubai 2013-07-14 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's a space robot ]

We can always have your father drive you over.

[ casually and oh so smoothly ]
shoubai: (009)

[personal profile] shoubai 2013-07-14 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
We can always have your mayo drive you over.
slushfund: dead lungs command it (this ain't a scene it's a goddamn arms r)

Re: text

[personal profile] slushfund 2013-07-14 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
You do.
And so will she.
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Re: text efwlkn;wef

[personal profile] slushfund 2013-07-14 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
You really walked yourself into this one, dude.
What's the favour?
slushfund: dead lungs command it (Default)

Re: text efwlkn;wef

[personal profile] slushfund 2013-07-14 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!
No chance!
I know you don't have anything in mind right now, that's why you "can't tell me".
So think on something and get back to me. ;)
Edited 2013-07-14 09:06 (UTC)
slushfund: dead lungs command it (Default)

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[personal profile] slushfund 2013-07-14 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
Getting someone like me indebted to someone like you is a very wise venture.
I applaud you for thinking of it.
Sadly, the task isn't very fucking difficult, jr.

I just thought you might be interested in having a little fun.
slushfund: dead lungs command it (Default)

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[personal profile] slushfund 2013-07-14 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
Deal.
What're you, thirteen?
You don't know how to drive yet?
slushfund: dead lungs command it ('cause i'm bluffin' with my muffin)

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[personal profile] slushfund 2013-07-14 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
People use fucking cars all the time in cities, what kind of dump are you from?
shoubai: (023)

[personal profile] shoubai 2013-07-14 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
Do you know how to ride a bike? Roller-blades? Ahh, I suppose it won't matter in the end, would it?
slushfund: dead lungs command it (i won't tell you that i love you)

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[personal profile] slushfund 2013-07-14 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a motherfucking dump.
What's the crime rate there?